Movies

Raising Arizona And 2012 Make A Hilarious Mashup

admin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:41:21 +0000

“2012″ and “Raising Arizona” make an unlikely and awesome mash up. Check out this funny movie trailer video. Now that I think about it, John Cusack needs to settle down. I would definitely saddle him with a brood of youngsters. That would be a disaster movie! Thanks to Film Drunk for unearthing this great video.

For other amazing movie mash ups, check out the 10 Funniest Movie Trailer Mash Ups and the 14 Greatest Disney Trailer Mash Ups.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who would like the mash John Cusack.

Bruno Interviews Pete Rose

admin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:35 +0000

Bruno interviews Pete Rose in this deleted scene of “Bruno.” In the middle of the interview, Bruno uses a group of workers as a living couch. Yikes! I thought my decorating skills sucked.

Check out “Bruno” when it comes out on DVD on November 17, 2009.

For more Bruno outrageousness (sans Pete Rose), check out Bruno appearing on “Letterman” and Bruno literally sits on Eminem.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who needs a new couch.

‘Matrix’ Silent Movie Spoof Proves Better Than The Original

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:56:50 +0000

This ‘Matrix’ silent movie style remake was produced by the Russian comedy troupe Bolshaya Raznitsa. This weirdly hilarious video was just featured on The Daily What and is sure to be an Internet hit! It fits with the Internet meme of ageless Keanu Reeves (and possibly Charlemagne). I always knew there was something up with that dude.

For other great movie spoofs, check out 10 Funniest “Family Guy” Movie Spoofs and 10 Funniest “Saw” Movie Spoofs.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who should remain silent.

Goats Watch ‘The Men Who Stare At Goats’

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:35 +0000

This funny video was featured a on Collider. It’s labeled as a mashup of “Paranormal Activity” and “Men Who Stare At Goats,” but it’s really more just a “Men” spoof.

For more bad spoofs check out these 10 Funniest Bad Spoofs of Worse Movies and these 6 Funniest “Harry Potter” Sex Spoofs. Both are creepily hot.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is staring at her computer screen.

Steve Martin And Alec Baldwin To Host The Oscars

admin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:30:54 +0000

Breaking news: Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were just announced as the hosts 2010 Oscars. In celebration of the two biggest windbags in the industry, here’s a great clip featuring the rivals on “Saturday Night Live” (Bonus: Lorne Michaels falls down.)

For other pompous idiots, check out 15 Photos Of Women Being Douche Baguettes and the 7 Funniest Bald Actors.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who also falls down.

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Super Scary Movie Remix: ‘Home Alone’ Meets ‘Saw’

admin — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:00:12 +0000

This video posted on College Humor smashes together the scariest parts of “Saw IV” and the funniest (arguably) parts of “Home Alone.” Watch it and be amazed. Then give me some freakin’ Halloween candy. I’m killing myself over here.

For more great remixes, check out the ShamWow hardcore dance remix and this sweet Glen Beck remix.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who needs a brand new beat.

Win $50: Help Us Roast ‘Twilight’

admin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:26:16 +0000

Comedy.com asked their loyal fans who they wanted to see get roasted and “Twilight” was one of the winners (as if these 5 Worst “Twilight Musical Parodies weren’t enough). As the person who had to research “Twilight” and write this roast, all I can say is, FU, loyal fans. Why do you hate me? (I’m not one of the 15 Worst Guys To Pee Next To At The Urinal.) “Twilight” is so obviously an adolescent fantasy, I’m surprised Stephanie Meyer didn’t publish it on her LiveJournal first. I’ve seen more mature narratives in letters to Santa. We’ve posted below our Top 10 Roast Jokes About “Twilight,” but we don’t want these to be the only “Twilight” jokes out there. We want YOU to sign with Facebook connect and comment with your funniest joke about film. We’ll send $50 to the writer of the best joke as picked by our team of comedy experts. Let’s get crackin’.

10. Let’s get the gay joke out of the way.
Although he’s a vampire, Edward Cullen doesn’t kill humans. I haven’t seen the movie, but I assume instead of people, he just bites pillows.

9. Hundred-year-olds shouldn’t be dating high-schoolers.
The “Twilight” saga is about two people in love who make it work, despite their 90 year age difference. Originally they cast Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

8. Isn’t there an organization that protests this kind of thing?
A hundred years ago, literature described them as savages, but in “Twilight” the Native Americans literally turn into bloodthirsty werewolves. They are werewolves who are too poor afford shirts. This new offensive stereotype is Stephanie Meyer’s most original story element.

7. What? Vampires already make Jesus angry.
In the last “Twilight” book, Edward knocks up Bella. Although she’s still young, she decides to keep the baby after they have trouble attaching a tiny wooden stake to the coat hanger.

6. Real vampires don’t sparkle.
Instead of bursting into flames, “Twilight” vampires sparkle in sunlight. It’s hard to take them seriously as creatures of the night if their defining characteristic is that they look like Lil Wayne’s icy grill. I’m surprised Meyer didn’t just go ahead and have them ride ponies and shoot body glitter out of their eyes.

5. It’s one of the highest grossing vampire film of all time.
The first “Twilight” movie grossed $35.7 million its first day, and it ended up making $383 million worldwide. “Twilight” has taken advantage of more dumb young girls than six spring breaks worth of “Girls Gone Wild” tapes combined.

4. Because every joke list needs a knock-knock joke.
How many “Twilight” vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They won’t screw anything until they marry it. (In “Twilight,” Edward and Bella don’t bone until they get married. In retrospect, I should have shared this information before the punchline. )

3. There are so many reasons people hate “Twilight.”
Our friends at GraphJam made this chart. Don’t try and dispute it. It’s math.

2. Have you seen the “Twilight” comic?
I remembered seeing this awhile ago, but I forgot where I found it. To track it down, I had to do the most embarrassing Google search of my life: “Twilight Vagina.”

1. Don’t buy this: Robert Panty-son.
Some women are so obsessed with Edward Cullen, they make panties with Robert Pattinson’s face on them. Can you imagine being with a girl, and pulling off her dress to find these? Most guys would rather find a penis or a delinquent tax notice.

2^nd date=ruined.

Instead of underwear, why not just make a Robert Pattinson “vampire” maxi-pad for dark, edgy flow days? Get on it, Kotex.

If you enjoyed this post, you might also enjoy The 8 Funniest ‘Twilight’ Sequel Posters or this “Twilight” parody where Bella feels unwanted. If you didn’t enjoy this post and think you can do better, post your own joke below.

This post was written by Brendan. He apologizes.

Movie Mashup Showcases Films By The Numbers

admin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:00:57 +0000

Featured on Slash Film and hosted by College Humor, this awesome mashup puts movies with numbers in their title IN ORDER. It’s great, and especially helpful when organizing your DVD collection.

For more movie goodness, check out these 14 Movie Inspired Tattoos and 10 Animated Movies That Would Blow Our Minds.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who has 5 movies in her DVD collection. Can you guess which ones?

If Michael Myers Used Twitter In ‘Halloween’

admin — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:42:37 +0000

Michael Myers never says a word for the entire movie of “Halloween.” In fact, according to his doctor, he never said a word for the 15 years leading up to the events that take place during “Halloween.” So, like we did for Daniel LaRusso before, we decided to take a crack at figuring out what Michael Myers would’ve Tweeted throughout the course of the movie. We’re thinking it would’ve gone down something like this…

From the Twitter account of EvilMichaelMyers

OMG, my sister’s making out with some guy. I’m watching from outside the window. I’m totally gonna spy on her.
9:32 PM Oct 31, 1963 from Tweetie

Nope, changed my mind, I’m gonna kill her instead.
9:33 PM Oct 31, 1963 from Tweetie

Oh sh*t, my parents just caught me in my clown costume with the bloody knife, I am totally effing grounded.
9:36 PM Oct 31, 1963 from Tweetie

Whoa! What up, Tweeps! Sorry I’ve been off Twitter for 14 years, 364 days. They didn’t have WiFi at the mental institution.
10:02 PM Oct 30, 1978 from TwitterBerry

I can’t believe I know how to drive so well, being that I’ve been locked up since I was 6. Weird. #hiddentalents
10:03 PM Oct 30, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Just killed a mechanic right quick to get his uniform. Man, Doc’s gonna flip his sh*t when he sees this tomorrow!
2:10 AM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

I’m goin’, goin’, back to back to Haddonfield. #rejectedraptitles
3:17 AM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Some girl just put a key on our porch. She looks good. Hard to tell she was born with a penis.
8:13 AM Oct 31, 1978 from Tweet Deck

Ya know, come to think of it, I’m just going to arbitrarily choose her as the girl I’m gonna stalk for the rest of #Halloween.
2:15 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Ahh! Tons of errands. Gotta swipe my sister’s tombstone, rob the hardware store AND be no more than 40 feet from this girl.
3:10 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

NGL, kinda feel like I look like Captain Kirk in this mask.
5:38 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Gonna stalk that girl’s friend first and– oh man, she just got naked! This is getting hot! (Oh, and I also just killed a dog.)
8:50 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Killed her in the car. She was about to drive to sex. No one has sex on my watch. I hope that’s not too cliche… :S
9:41 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

#thingsthatpissmeoff When people come up to me and say “Groovy, baby!” or “Party time excellent!”
10:33 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

These two teenagers just had sex. Well, based on the aforementioned policy, I guess it’s time to kill ‘em!
10:33 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Oh, and if anyone’s reading this, please do me a favor and don’t call the police or anything — it would really mess up my plans. Kthxbye!
10:34 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Finally the main girl is coming over. It’s taken me like forever to arrange all the corpses in such a way that they’ll be revealed 1-by-1.
11:03 PM Oct 31, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Note to self: I’d be so much more efficient if I would run and not walk.
12:14 AM Nov 1, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Ouch! She just stabbed me in the neck with a needle. It’s gonna take me at least 2 or 3 minutes to shake that off.
1:14 AM Nov 1, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Damn! She just stabbed me with a coat hanger. AND my own knife. It’s gonna take me at least 1 or 2 minutes to shake that off.
1:17 AM Nov 1, 1978 from TwitterBerry

WTF!? Doc just shot me in the chest six times and I fell off a two-story balcony. It’s gonna take me at least 20 or 30 seconds to shake that off.
1:19 AM Nov 1, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Well, that didn’t go quite so well. But I have a feeling I’ll be back. At least nine more times.
1:20 AM Nov 1, 1978 from TwitterBerry

Do you have your costume yet? Check out these 20 Knockoff Halloween Costumes and the 13 Funnest Halloween Videos On The Web.

This reimagining was done by Sam Greenspan, author of 11Points.com, who’s never watched any of the Rob Zombie versions of “Halloween” movies.

Spike Jonze Slaps Kanye West

admin — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:00:53 +0000

I think we learn a very important lesson in this video. Spike Jonze hits like a girl.

For other reasons to hit Kanye, check out 20 Images of Kanye West Interrupting History and these 10 Funniest Feuds In Music.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who also hits like a girl.

Spike Jonze Now Adapting ‘Everyone Poops’