Sylvester Stallone isn’t ready to call it quits with “Rambo.” A fifth “Rambo” movie has officially been given the go-ahead. The storyline this time has John Rambo fighting his way through human traffickers and drug lords to rescue a young girl abducted near the U.S.-Mexico border. We do like Stallone because he is responsible for some pretty stupid quotes. He’s also famous for appearing in one of the worst 3-D movies ever made. We look forward to Stallone’s latest project, but we’ve come up with our favorite 6 Plotlines For The New “Rambo” Movie.
6. Rambo Kills Rocky
What’s better than having Sylvester Stallone playing one character in a movie? Sylvester Stallone playing two characters in a movie. We would love to see Rambo go after Rocky in a no holds barred fight and snap Rocky’s neck. That would ensure no more “Rocky” movies. Perhaps Stallone could end up playing every character in his film and be sort of like the new Eddie Murphy, except funnier.
5. Baby Rambo
Have Rambo join forces with his baby son who goes by the name of Baby Rambo. Together they join a group of mercenaries to venture into a Costco to rescue giant boxes of diapers and wipes.
4. Rambo Vs. Predator
Since Rambo spends so much time in the jungle, it was just a matter of time before he would face the Predator. Rambo recognizes the Predator right away after seeing him in an episode of “Dateline: To Catch a Predator.”
3. Rambo Battles His Weight
We’ve seen how Arnold Schwarzenegger has let himself go. We would like to see Rambo battle his toughest opponent to date: his weight. Rambo tries to end his love affair with Ben & Jerry and switch to a woman who will care for him, Jenny Craig.
2. Rambo On Social Security
We would like to see some realism in these Rambo movies. Come on! How old is this guy? How long can he realistically keep fighting? Why not make it a drama with Rambo in a retirement community getting excited about bingo night and the fact that they’re serving tapioca pudding on Monday.
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1. Rambo Hunts Down Teen Vampires
Those teen vampires think they’re so tough until Rambo shows up and guts those wussies. Rambo: “Is blood what you want? Oh, look. I just slit your throat. Look all that blood. Have a nice day.”
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