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‘HOOK’ IS MUSIC TO OUR HEARS
We begin with Steven Spielberg’s 1991 “Hook.” What can you do with it besides look at your old VHS copy and wonder why you never taped over it with a good episode of “The Golden Girls” or soft core porn from Cinemax? A video artist has come up with something cooler: taking sounds from “Hook” and using them to compose music. Perhaps his next video will be the sounds from “Schindler’s List.”
IF YOU WATCH GARY BUSEY, YOUR BRAIN WILL MELT
In what may be the most bizarre series of images we’ve ever run, this loop of Gary Busey holding a puppet of Gary Busey, holding a puppet of Gary Busey ,holding a puppet plus infinity will make you do one of three things:
a) Throw up.
b) Lose your mind.
c) Send this link to everyone you know!
WORST DEATH SCENE EVER
When will people get over Ninja movies? Do Ninjas even exist? Are they just imaginary like unicorns, leprechauns or dolphins? One thing’s for sure, some Ninja movies are just horrible. This death scene makes us to want to laugh, then cry, then laugh, and then cry again. Repeat.
DON’T YOU DARE REMAKE THESE
Leave these movies alone, will ya? Hollywood may be remake happy, but ScreenHead.com has a list of sci-fi movies that should never be remade. Want to remake something? How about “Ernest Goes To Camp?”
SURVIVING MICHAEL MYERS
If Michael Myers ever comes looking for you and it’s Halloween, Film School Rejects has the critical information you need to survive his efforts to kill you. Now if they would only do a list to survive Mike Myers’ awful comedies.
NOT SO SILENT BOB
Contact Music says that Kevin Smith thinks that Bruce Willis is a f***ing d*ck! Where’s the news?
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