The movie “Crocodile Dundee” came out in 1986, and here we are more than 20 years later checking out a website that’s thriving because it’s dedicated to Dundee’s knife called thatsaknife.com. The famous quote from the movie was “That’s not a knife…THAT’S a knife!” For those of you too young to remember, “Crocodile Dundee” was a movie that didn’t use CGI and didn’t feature a single explosion or a gay vampire. Although the movie was a comedy, you’ll get a big kick out seeing the film’s trailer recut as a horror movie. Dundee was the original crocodile hunter before that Steve Irwin who died too soon but looks awesome as a tattoo form. This website we mentioned has a little game going on where you can write your own version of the knife quote. Here are some of them we’ve taken directly from the site.
7. I showed actor Paul Hogan “Home Alone,” and he said “That’s not a one hit wonder actor. THAT’S a one hit wonder actor” And he showed me a copy of “Crocodile Dundee.”
6. Told Paul Hogan a knock knock joke. He said “Thats not a knock knock joke; THATS a knock knock joke” and he walked outside and knocked on the door. When I answered it, he was standing there smiling at me and just peeing. He’s actually not as big as I thought he’d be…
5. Showed Paul Hogan the movie “Die Hard” and pointed to the black cop and said “That’s Carl Winslow” He said “That’s not Carl Winslow, THAT’S Carl Winslow” and pointed at his Limo Driver. We then both threw boomerangs at Carl, his came back mine didn’t.
4. Showed Actor Paul Hogan a mirror. He said, “That’s not a mirror, THAT’S a mirror!” He then proceeded to rip a whole in the fabric of space and time, and presented hundreds of alternative realities to me. Then he pulled out a knife.
3. I showed Paul Hogan a screenplay I’d written, hoping he might be able to show it to some people in the industry. He scoffed “That’s not a screenplay, THAT’S a screenplay,” and pulled out a script he’d written for the next installment in the “Three Ninjas” series. It lacked the juvenile humor of the earlier “Three Ninjas” films but was profoundly moving. I thanked him for letting me read it.
2. I once said to Paul Hogan that he was wrong, that it WASN’T a knife and was actually a fork. He said “That’s not a joke, THIS is a joke” and showed me a picture of your face.
1. The Jonas Brothers showed Paul Hogan their purity rings. Paul Hogan said, “That’s not a purity ring, THAT’S a purity ring,” and showed them his crocodile skin c*ck ring.
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