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“TWILIGHT” THE WAY IT SHOULD BE
If you haven’t seen “Twilight” and don’t have two hours to spend watching teen vampire douche bags drinking blood, you’re in luck. Here is the entire “Twilight” movie told in three minutes with an amazing scene featuring a vampire purple nurple.
TURN OFF YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE
They’re some of the most famous scenes from the movies, but they’re missing one important thing: a cell phone. What would have happened if those kids from “The Blair Witch Project” had a cell phone? We don’t care either.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH A CELEBRITY SPERM BANK
Sperm banks are just about everywhere nowadays. They even have drive-though ATMS where you can pick up some sperm to go. But why just settle for regular sperm? Why not get some love juice that will give you a baby that looks like someone famous. Comedy Central’s Tosh.0 has some hilarious images of celebrity babies.
HEAR THAT BIG SUCKING SOUND?
Movie Fill wants you know who are the suckiest writers in Hollywood and, boy, do they suck.
STARS BEFORE THEY WERE STARS
Before they hit the big time, celebrities starred is some embarrassing commercials. Liquid Generation has those ads in one place.
THE SPOILER ALERT OF ALL SPOILER ALERTS
Movies Oddity has the the top 10 surprise movie endings, and yes, all the girls in each film end up having penises.
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