In case you haven’t checked your calendar yet, today is “Avatar” Day. Some of the masses finally get a chance to see a portion of the James Cameron’s sci-fi epic “Avatar.” Screenings of about 16 minutes of the film are being held worldwide to fans who scored free tickets online. We’re just waiting to get our hands on bobble head dolls for the movie when they come out because they will be all Avatrish cool. Even if you don’t have tickets to watch the teaser, take heart (or whatever Avatar’s have), we have 9 Ways To Celebrate Avatar Day.
9. Relive “Titanic” Magic
Celebrate Cameron’s previous film by spending your entire day making a salt and pepper shaker in the theme of “The Titanic.” Once complete, flush ship down the toilet. Near, far, wherever you are, just do it.
8. Camp Out At Movie Theaters Dressed In ‘Star Wars’ Costumes
Okay, you still don’t know much about “Avatar.” You know space is involved. Throw on those “Star Wars” costumes and start camping out at movie theaters. You will put the fear of God into people who will say “Don’t tell me Lucas is making another one?! God, noooooooooooooooooooo!”
7. Create Your Own Avatar And Pretend To Have A Life
Spend your entire day on the computer after creating your own Avatar and pretend to have a social life by chatting with other Avatars. These Avatars will eventually talk about steamy sex with you but will end up being a dude on the other end.
6. Stare at 3-D Posters
You won’t be able to watch the “Avatar” preview in 3-D, but you really crave that 3-D experience. Just stare at this 3-D poster with the hidden image inside. It’s fun and a lot more entertaining than “The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.”
5. Watch “Battlefield Earth”
Sure it’s not the same thing, but this movie will make you feel so much better about your life. You will thank the stars that you had nothing to do with the creation of this film.
4. Take Space Suit Picture With Entire Family
“Avatar Day” is for the entire family. So take a portrait like this one and make it your holiday card. (We think the kid on the right side of the photo is totally taking a dump.)
3. Wear Chroma Key Suit And Pretend To Be An Extra In “Avatar”
Sure, the movie wrapped up shooting months ago. Who cares? Put on a green screen suit and spend the entire day at Starbucks talking about the magic that is James Cameron.
2. Megan Fox Bikini Photo!
Okay, we admit it. This has nothing to do with “Avatar,” but we just wanted to get this bikini photo in the post. It’s worth celebrating.
1. Call 911 And Report An Alien In Your Backyard
Totally freak out and call the cops and say there’s a real life alien in your yard. When police ask for a description, describe exactly what your gardener is wearing.
Have a great Avatar Day! If you’re needing a another shot of girls in bikinis, check out the “Bikini Cinema” as they recite lines from our favorite films.
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