What is it about Ninjas that make us laugh? We know that Napoleon Dynamite had some sweet illegal Ninja moves. Ninjas are becoming so popular that they should have their own attraction at Universal Studios, like Star Trek used to have and we’ve seen those embarrassing funny videos. There have been some bad Ninja movies in the last few decades, and some really bad Ninjas movies. Here are the 7 worst Ninja fight scenes from the movies.
7. Ninja and the Thief
This was a Taiwanese movie and the moves in the fight sequence look way too orchestrated, especially when the dude starts tumbling like Boy George. Plus you can’t keep your eyes off the woman who apparently found Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress. With shoulder pads that big, she should be lining up next to Tom Brady next season.
6. Full Metal Ninja
After watching this fight scene the only conclusion we came to was that Jo-Ann’s Fabrics must have had a big sale. These are the gayest Ninjas we’ve ever seen. By the way, is there a Gay Ninja movie out there? File this under “fabulous!!”
5. Shogun’s Ninja
This one actually had a promising fight scene, but then comes the twist and the orange blood. As you well know, fake red blood can be expensive. The orange blood is 30 percent cheaper. Plus, if you’re going to get stabbed in the back of the neck, you would it feel it right away and not wait until you turn the head toward the camera to cue the exploding blood. The orange blood.
4. The Super Ninja
The Super Ninja is super ridiculous. If we got into a fight and started doing somersaults for no good reason likt this guy, we’re pretty sure we’d get our asses kicked. Not one of these guys carries a gun?
3. 9 Deaths of a Ninja
Five words only: this scene includes fighting midgets. That’s all you need.
2. Ninja Death Squad
Worst special effects ever! Slow kids on YouTube are editing better scenes together. This Ninja splits into three people and magically makes TNT appear and causes explosions. It’s like they stole the plot line straight from Hotel Rwanda.
1. Silent Assassin
This is as bad as it gets. The actors in this clip apparently attended the Steven Segal School of Acting and Fine Martial Arts. These guys are so stiff that they’ve been cast as corpses in next season’s CSI: Miami. This is so bad that it’s good.
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