The much-too-hot for Shia LeBeouf Transformers chick, Megan Fox, has apparently been tipped to take over the Lara Croft reigns for a prequel to Angeline Jolie’s Tomb Raider franchise. And apparently, Angie is pissed.
A source close to Jolie told reporters that the actresss “isn’t a fan of the Transformers films and believes Megan won’t do the Lara Croft character justice. She’s also annoyed because she thinkgs Megan copies everything from her, from her tattoos to her style.”
Well, we here at Trailer Trasher are fans of both of you ladies, so I think it’s time for a little one-on-one Catfight.
1. AGE
This is the most obvious difference between the two ladies. With Angelina rolling in at 34 and Megan Fox sporting the hot young body of a 23 year old, I’m going to have to go with the younger woman in this case. While we have all heard the old adage that some things like wine get better with old age, the female body is not one of those things. Not without heavy cosmetic surgery. Jolie’s clock is ticking, but M.Fox is just starting the ride.
POINT FOX
2. TALENT
The biggest burn in this whole tale of woe involving the Tomb Raider franchise is probably Angelina picking fun at Megan Fox’s acting prowess. I mean, that’s her craft. That is how she makes her money. And no one, NO ONE, can bend over machinery like Megan Fox. But Angelina has an Oscar, a few Golden Globes, and 21 other wins to go with her 50+ nominations. Fox has a lot of catching up to do to prove her mentor wrong.
POINT JOLIE
3. FAMOUS SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Megan Fox is no doubt an international “sex symbol”, but the only man she’s been tied to has been Beverly Hills 90210 star Brian Austin Green. On the other hand, my Grandma even knows the sage of Bradgelina. It is hard to get around it. Jolie slowly moved up the A-list train from the unknown British actor Jonny Lee Miller to the drunk-old-man look of Billy Bob Thorton (can someone say Daddy issues?), finally resting with who other than the world’s most attractive man. Megan, I suggest sleeping up the H-town train, stat.
POINT JOLIE
4. CHILDREN
If Angelina adds one more child to her roster, I don’t think we can ignore the fact that her and Pitt are building an army. The woman is at six right now and if they add a few more they’ll have enough to field a soccer team for the newly bought island country that the two will inevitably create by 2016. Megan Fox is rocking a vacant womb, and nothing is hotter than “no babies”.
POINT FOX
5. WOULD I HAVE SEX WITH THEM?
Yes.
POINT BOTH
6. NUDITY
Just like the awards, chalk it up to more years in the biz – but Jolie has more than a few nude scenes under her belt. Fox only has the internet to thank for worldwide boob shots, but that’s the future. She probably uses Twitter too while Jolie is trying to figure out how to load songs onto her iPod. The internet is the future and besides, I need to give Fox another point so she wins.
POINT FOX
There you have it. Fox is the clear winner in this fight. But if she doesn’t get the gig as a young Lara Croft, I can think of 9 other ladies I wouldn’t mind seeing in the outfit.
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