Superheroes. They’re all great, except for that lame-ass Thor. (See the 10 Reasons Why Thor Sucks.) We’re still reeling from the news that they’re making a Spider-Man musical which led us to post the 10 Funniest Superhero Musicals You Didn’t Know About. Since there will be lots of dancing in the Spider-Man Broadway musical, we thought we’d count down the 7 Funniest Superhero Dance Videos. These super dudes get down. And then they get up again.
7. The Hulk
Get a few gamma rays in this guy and he’s suddenly getting down. He may be filled with rage, but it’s a dancing rage. We haven’t seen a big guy move this fast since John Madden found out about the McDouble Burger deal at McDonald’s.
6. Batman
We don’t know what’s happened to this Batman, but he apparently broke up with Jenny Craig a long time ago. Even though some people call him Fatman, he can definitely ring your bell.
5. Spider-Man
Let’s face it, Spider-Man 3 was a big colorful mess. Sort of like Courtney Love. What Spidey needed to do was put in a big dance scene just like Slumdog Millionaire.
4. Captain America
In a time of war, we need Captain America more than ever. On second thought, not if he’s going to dance like this and embarrass us before the world. The song may command everybody to dance now, but Captain America looks like he’s about to a pull a groin…or is that another video we can’t show?
3. Wolverine
He may have those deadly claws, but Wolverine has never looked gayer. What’s even worse is that you can tell he never even rehearsed for this gig.
2. Aquaman
Ever go to the supermarket and a cool song comes and you just can’t help yourself from dancing down the aisle? Yup, it’s happened to Aquaman. He was at the market to get some tuna. He likes to f**k that fish.
1. Superman and Wonderwoman
It takes special powers to make moves like these. And when we say special, we mean special. Yes, that kind of special. This video of Superman and Wonderwoman dancing will embed itself in your subconscious mind and for years you’ll wonder if you actually saw this or was it just a bizarre dream.
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