With the new trailer finally out for The Twilight Saga: New Moon, teen girls across America are on hormone overdrive, counting down the days to the sequel. It opens up on the same weekend as Cats & Dogs: the Revenge of Kitty Galore which is the movie we’re excited about. We’re also excited about the 10 Funniest Where’s Waldo? Scary Prank Videos that is still making us laugh. And while we can’t get some of the lyrics out of our heads from the 10 Inappropriate Alvin and the Chipmunks Songs, we’re taking a bite out of the 8 Funniest Twilight Sequel Posters.
8. Abortion
When Edward Cullen gets Bella Swan pregnant, she decides she wants an abortion. But Edward wants her to have a half-vampire baby boy and call him Blood Sucker, Jr. When Bella starts acting strange about the whole thing, Edward books them on Maurie to find out if he is the true father.
7. Hunting Douchebags
The Cullen family members go on a new mission to protect the vampires they care about from the nation’s biggest douchebags. Biting into Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, Edward is poisoned by their douche blood.
6. Count Blackula After complaints of not having enough black characters in the Twilight series, Count Blackula turns up in this sequel. Instead of killing people by sucking their blood, he simply sings.
5. Octovampire
Just when people thought they were safe, a new breed of vampire arrives in town, with cameras following her. The Octovampire unleashes an army of vampire babies and sells the exclusive video to Radar Online.
4. Whopper Nights
For years he was the hottest Vampire in the nation, but then a back injury put Edward Cullen’s blood sucking activities on hold. Unable to to bite for blood, he finds something else even more delicious…the Whopper. Unable to control himself, Edward balloons to 300 pounds and spends the rest of the movie trying to track down Jared the Subway Guy.
3. Yestergay
Bella decides to read his Facebook page for the first time and finally discovers that Edward is a gay teen hiding in a heterosexual relationship. It turns out blood is not the only thing Edward likes sucking.
2. Why Did We Move To Alaska?
Edward and Bella decide to move to Alaska to get away from it all. But they move in June and have to deal with 19 hours of daylight. This proves too much for Edward and he gets extremely sick, but no one notices because of a fabulous tan.
1. We’ve Got Aids
All that blood sucking finally catches up with these teen vampires. As they battle AIDS, we witness the story of love and loyalty among starving vampires in New York’s East Village and they sing catchy tunes about tuberculosis.
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