Now that Conan O’Brien has replaced Jay Leno in the 11:35 PM time slot, you can forget about seeing one of his most popular characters on “The Tonight Show.” Of course, we’re talking about the Masturbating Bear. So the closest we can get is seeing a Molesting Bear. College Humor has a spoof of the movie “Doubt” which was about a nun who confronts a priest after suspecting him of abusing a student. The Catholic Church called it “the feel good movie of the year.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman starred as the priest in the movie and he brings an intensity to every role he plays, including the character Dustin Davis in the cinematic achievement “Twister.” We hope he gets the role of Bazooka Joe in the movie they’re making about the bubble gum character. If Hoffman is not available, get the Molesting Bear. He’s going to be huge in the industry.
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