Moviegoers had a few issues with “Terminator Salavation.” Besides a bad screenplay, weak storytelling and lifeless acting, it wasn’t that bad. The credits were pretty good. We liked the font they used. We especially like that part that read “The End.”
One thing that was missing from the movie was a Terminator monster ballad. You need a great song to go with a movie like “We Don’t Need Another Hero” from the movie “Daredevil” and the song “Ben, Please Stop Making Movies” from the movie “Gigli.”
Here’s the Terminator power ballad that didn’t make it in the movie. You can sing along. The credits are after the jump below the video. Put on the headsets and sing out loud in the office. It will be funny to you, and that’s all that matters.
I’m sleeping alone on this cold concrete floor
Another sad night in this sad robot war
On Judgment Day man and machine did collide
But even though billions of people have died
Somewhere out there tonight
You’re hugging your rifle so tight
I’ll find you, somehow, someway
In the rubble that once was L.A.
I’ll be back, no man no machine
Can keep me from you, Ill always be true
I’ll be back, to finish the fight
And say “hasta la vista” to this lonely night
This vow I must take:
No fate but what we make
I’ll be back
Dogs they are barking, I know somethings wrong
He barely speaks English, his accents so strong
The cyborg attack took us by surprise
All the silvery skulls with their glowing red eyes
Skynet has torn us apart
And Judgement Day’s broken my heart
But I’ve got so much to give
Come with me if you want to live
I’ll be back, no man no machine
Can keep me from you, Ill always be true
I’ll be back, to finish the fight
And say “hasta la vista” to this lonely night
This vow I must take:
No fate but what we make
I’ll be back
I’d travel through time just to hold you again.
I’d take on a world of mechanical men.
Tonight Hunter-Killers keep watch from above
But nothing can Terminate our love.
I’ll be back, no man no machine
Can keep me from you, Ill always be true
I’ll be back, to finish the fight
And say “hasta la vista” to this lonely night
This vow I must take:
No fate but what we make
I’ll be back
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