“Terminator Salvation” disappointed millions of moviegoers. What went wrong with the movie? If you said not enough action, you’re right, and we’re being sarcastic. So what could have been done to make this a better movie? Trailer Trasher has surveyed some experienced screenwriters and these are the top 10 ways to make “Terminator Salvation” a better movie.
10. Have a Terminator berate and humiliate Christian Bale for trashing his scene
9. Have Skynet create machine to fix the massive holes in the plot
8. Instead of John Connor taking on the machines in the future, have Marty McFly take on Biff Tannen
7. Have Terminator go back into the past to make sure McG’s parents never have sex
6. To match forces with the army of Terminators from Skynet, have John Connor enlist the help of the OctoMom
5. Reveal Skynet is owned by Google. We knew it was evil all along
4. Have John Connor waterboard a Dick Cheney-like Terminator
3. Have storyline take place in space with robots. Call it “Battlestar Galactica”
2. Have Susan Boyle-robot sing and inspire millions
1. Kill off John Connor. Bring in Jack Bauer to kill those robots sons-of-bitches
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