Are you getting all hot and bothered over the “The Twilight Saga: New Moon?” It could just be a fever from the Swine Flu. We’re so looking forward to hearing from Stephen King again who said the writer of the “Twilight” books, Stephanie Meyer, can’t write worth a darn. Oh, snap. King is starting a feud and we’d take his scary-ass “It” clown to beat the crap out of those teenage vampires any day.
The books and movies were targeted at girls and that alienated a lot of boys who just didn’t have any interest in seeing “Twilight.” And if you look at the statistics on childhood obesity, and we have because we have access to the internet, you’ll realize that Hollywood needs to make sure the movie appeals to the all-important fatass demographic. That’s why we’re now seeing “Twilight with Cheeseburgers.”
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