The word on the street — where we get all of our movie information, pirated DVDs and fine Colombina-Non-Swine-Flu-tainted-heroin — is that “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” will feature multiple secret endings that run after the closing credits. They’re doing that to heighten the intrigue after Wolverine was leaked on the internet. It was the biggest leak on the web since that video of R. Kelly urinating on a girl.
We already know the movie will be set roughly twenty years before X-Men and the film will focus on Wolverine’s violent past. Hugh Jackman apparently consulted with Chris Brown to get into character.
So what are some of the secret endings to “Wolverine?” We’re pretty sure that each of them will include the words “The” and “End.” We do have a video for you. We’re told from a source that this is one of the secret endings from “Wolverine” taken from a copy of the movie dubbed in Russian. We should also point out that our source is a huge f***ing liar.
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