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Plans For New ‘Alien’ Movie, But Will It Include Gumbys?

The bitch is back! No, we’re not talking about Hollywood making a sequel about that whore Lassie. We’re talking about the monster from “Alien.” 20th Century Fox is looking to revive the “Aliens” franchise. They’re pondering a sequel which is good because we’re in need of a few good lines about anal probes and going deep into Uranus.

Director Ridley Scott is currently working on “Robin Hood.” Wow, breaking new ground there. His next project will be a sequel to “Thelma & Louise” with the gals causing all sorts of trouble in hell. So, after that, we’re sure Scott would love to work on something fresh and totally new. Hey, why not an “Alien” sequel? Not original enough, you say? What if we add in some of those funny Gumbys?

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