Technology changes so fast. We see movies all the time on television filmed during the years when cell phones weren’t available, the internet wasn’t around, and Twitter was still decades away. But have you wondered what it would have been like if Twitter was around when John McClane (Bruce Willis) was kicking ass in “Die Hard?” We at TrailerTrasher.com have wondered. So we decided to give McClane his very own Blackberry.
FROM TWITTER.COM/JOHNMCCLANE
About two hours ago from Blackberry
Driver’s name is Argyle. Asking me personal questions. Leave me the f*ck alone!
About two hours ago from Blackberry
About two hours ago from Blackberry
At Nakatomi Plaza to patch things up with wife. Plus I’m super horny.
About two hours ago from Blackberry
In lobby…lots of guards and surveillance. This feels completely safe.
About two hours ago from Blackberry
Wife Holly works for Japanese company. You should these guys driving in the parking lot. LOL!!
About two hours ago from Blackberry
This is a nice night so far with my — WTF??!! Gunshots?
About two hours ago from Blackberry
The rest of John McClane’s Tweets After the Jump
Just grabbed my Beretta. Forgot my shoes though. I’ll be fine, right? About two hours ago from Blackberry
Shit! Shit! Shit! This stairwell is cold on my bare feet.
About one hour and 45 minutes ago from Blackberry
Just heard some gunshots. I’m positive my limo driver heard that.
About one hour and 45 minutes ago from Blackberry
That Argyle is a real piece of shit. Feet still cold. Strangely still horny.
About one hour and 45 minutes ago from Blackberry
Hiding under a desk. Dude chasing me with gun. Worst Xmas Eve ever!
About one hour and 45 minutes ago from Blackberry
Just killed a dude. Taking his shoes. WTF! Shoes don’t fit. Stay in the Now.
About one hour and 30 minutes ago from Blackberry
Got walkie talkie. Calling for help. Dispatcher bitch won’t help. Sounds sexy though.
About one hour and 30 minutes ago from Blackberry
Sorry for silence. Have been a little busy being chased by dudes with MACHINE F*CKING GUNS!!!!
About one hour ago from Blackberry
Now I’m in air conditioning duct. This sucks. Dust making nose run.
About one hour ago from Blackberry
Fat cop arrives. 
Looks familiar. This is going to be so over.
About one hour ago from Blackberry
Fat cop leaving. 
Fat f*ck!
About one hour ago from Blackberry
Threw dead terrorist at cop’s car. LMAO!!!!!
About one hour ago from Blackberry
Talking with this Hans dude on walkie talkie. Can someone check if he’s on facebook?
About one hour ago from Blackberry
Question: Any of you assholes reading my tweets gonna call the cops and help me? THANK YOU!
About one hour ago from Blackberry
A lot just happened. Oh yeah, I’ve got shards of glass in my f*cking feet! Can you say infection?
About thirty minutes ago from Blackberry
Just used this awesome “Yippe-ki-yea, mother f*cker” line. Seriously, how cool was that?
About thirty minutes ago from Blackberry
Oh yeah, Hans is dead.
About five minutes ago from Blackberry
Back on the ground. I’m going to kick the shit out of that Argyle.
About one minute ago from Blackberry
It’s on to Chicago. Things should be just fine there.
About one minute ago from Blackberry
Holly’s impressed. Totally gonna get laid now.
About one minute ago from Blackberry
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